Greetings India! I'm mid-way to your exotic country! I'll tweet again as soon as we're done de-activating this bomb in the cargo bay.
This is to inform everyone that the bomb in the cargo bay has been de-activated. I'm now watching Lagaan to prepare. See you in 3 hours.
I've finally landed in Mumbai folks. Let's begin :)
Doors
To my plane hav been open now....f**k wats dat shit smell
First things first - it's lovely to be in Mumbai. It reminds me of New Orleans post huricane Katrina
Saw Mukesh Ambani's Antilla while we were landing. Now THAT's a building I wouldn't mind a plane crashing into. #uglyasfuck
Who the fuck is Ashok something guy he just freakin offered me a flat in some Adarsh society
Michelle is now the tallest man in India.
Just got off the phone with a young lady from some HDFC. Have secured major loans to sail over the recession. The trip is already win.
Spent a lot of time researching about India on Rediff comments, and am disappointed no one has offered me cow urine so far.
So I told Zardari, India is like 50 Cent. You can bust a cap in its ass 9 times, but it'll still land up a successful billionaire.
Unforunately the only 50 Cent reference Zardari got was Get Rich or Die Tryin'
I'm not running for a second term if I've to deal with this Rahul chap.
Message to Sikh brothers - Hard for me to give you visas is you put your income in quintals
That American companies are at the forefront of cutting-edge innovation is proved by the McAloo Tikki burger.
Who is this Vivek Oberoi fellow and why does he keep asking for passes for my dinner with Manmohan Singh?
Saw a preview of Maurya Sheraton's Obama tandoori platter. Every kebab was completely charred black. Very funny assholes.
There's no way I'm giving you guys access to David Headley. I saw what your cops did with Jamaal in Slumdog Millionaire.
Kashmir is sort of like Detroit. Except Canada doesn't want it.
Overweight American kids can take heart in the successes of their Indian peers like Sania Mirza.
Good afternoon India or as Clinton fondly calls curry land fondly I say no puns intended sorry I cud not tweet more frequently yesterday
Went to a school in mum did a little dancing Michelle tells me my dancing resembled a hybrid of drunkard and a piles patient w.t.f. Luved it
Now tweeting from airforce one on my way to rape capital oops sorry national capital Delhi will tweet more
Ok now gonna shortly land in Delhi my pilot send me a gentle reminder by switching from sports channel to a rape scene
This is the president speaking I hav arrived in Delhi behold !!!!!!!!
Ohhh gr8 my bro manmohan is here luv him he luks likka overdressed Santa
Wave properly manmohan don't wave like somebody just uprooted ur armpit hairs
hello indians dis is the president obama speaking those kids at st xaviers hav screwed my head bigtime had i known bout those kids i wud hav had send the predator drones to st xaviers instead of waziristan and pakistan
Evening Indians dis is president obama speaking manmohan my homoerotic gave me the token "I don't want my boobs to touch u " hug now dinner
good evening indians dis is president obama speaking m having dinner at mms's house while watching materchef india i m sure his cook has got recipes from der only
dis is president Obama speaking onway to official parade damn dat rumali roti from last nite dinner is sticking in my guts hope not to fart
Dis is president Obama speaking m on my way to address a joint Session in Indian parliament or as those italians call it cattle house
Dis is president Obama speaking off to buffet with my homie manmohan cya later in parliament luking forward to meeting gr8 leader laluji
Dis is president Obama speaking my secretary tells me lalu is a gr8 man he has pubic hairs growing on his earlobes awesome wanna meet him
Dis is president Obama speaking just met ur gr8 leader mamata banerjee cud not understand her accent though I think she is Scottish
Dis is president Obama speaking met lalu he has indeed got pubic hairs growing on his ears . I think he shud b on ripley's believe it or not
Dis is president Obama speaking no Mullayam Singh Yadav sorry I cannot grant India unsc seat thru O.B.C. quota
Dis is president Obama here gotta SMS from some raj thackrey he is pissed cuz I said jai hind & not jai hind jai maharastra to end my speech
Dis is president Obama speaking from dinner at rashtrapati bhavan I m pissed though as I did not get to meet Bill Clinton's crush Mayawati
dis is president obama speaking gr8 news India & USA shall now fight afganistan war jointly under the leadership of India's gr8est investigator man with the constipated face, laxatives south asia brand ambassador the one and only ACP Pradyuman he will b assisted in dis enormous task by Daya,abhishek & agent freddy god...willing dey will soon own Osama's ass
dis is president obama speaking after a long briefing with ACP pradyuman we shall shortly launch operation:-"DAYA DARWAZA TOD DO" in Afganistan
dis is president obama speaking for one final time b4 leaving India,its has been a wonderful experience i thank india forall the garlic naan.shammi kebabs and tangadi kebabs and fish tikkas and 55k jobs u gave my dumbass yankee fucks......godbless india pakkis r terrorists and China SUCKS!!!!! ..... INDIA ROCKS nigga will b back in 2012 again ....peace out homies
